Dear Google Ads
I’m just wondering what content you’re reading that I’m not writing. I’ve thoroughly checked my blog, and I just can’t make the connection between my content and the ad you’ve most recently placed on my blog with a half-naked woman selling Skid Steer Tires?
Blink blink.
Could it be the entire category labeled “Feminism”? Because feminism and women selling tires in their underwear must be somehow related. Now I happen to know that you have some amazingly ginormous brains working for you over there at the Google complex. Perhaps you could set them on the task of creating algorithms that actually interpret my content to produce relevant ads. Maybe you know something I don’t, but I don’t think that you’re going to sell many tires to my readership. I know I mentioned Goodyear a few times, but apparently you’re only reading half the conversation. I think you missed the part about fair pay for Lilly Ledbetter? Maybe my brain is too small to comprehend your mysterious ways, because I was equally confused at the Muslim dating sites, the diet plans, and the mail order bride ads. Maybe that’s all you got over there? Yeah, that must be it. How else to explain the complete disconnect between my content and your thinking you’re going to sell women on my blog. I’d send you a memo, but you wouldn’t get it.
Maybe Ima fire your a** and switch to Blogher ads.
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Ha! Poor VV! All Google is trying to sell me through your ads right now are “spy products” and model airplanes. Both of which are very mysterious in their own way, but at least not soft core porn.
You know, I was going to ask you if you knew what these ads were that I kept seeing on your site - but then I thought - perhaps they were there in counterpoint to the feminist bent to your site. Who knew?
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But she looks so tough with her bikini top and hard hat. I mean, you want to buy products from experts in the field; she really just oozes expertise in rubber.
i think she is feminist…. a sexy half naked woman with her tits popping out wearing a tool belt shows that she can do anything a man can…. yeah! Like drive a backhoe with the best tires available….. feminism is sexy. now if only we got to see men wearing bras or talking about douche in our ads…..